Tuesday, November 21, 2006

One finished & one started

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



Wooden Fairy Door With Fairy Toadstool


My sister’s online shop is now live made by val so if you happen to be looking for handmade fairy doors then you can find them there. Shipping is only to the UK at the moment however Val hopes to expand this in the 2007.


ZenCart was used for this project, I found that it can be a bit overwhelming when you first look at it but I guess it is the number of options that make it powerful. The template system takes a bit of learning when you are used to your templates being contained in a single folder as with WordPress or Joomla! The ZenCart template system is explained here if you want further reading.


Now that the shop project is live I am reviving on my loooong neglected rickis dot net site. I am working on a set of Joomla! templates which I want to convert for WordPress and if possible ZenCart so that sites can be created using a combination of these applications and have a unified design.


I will be changing the theme here before too long, Jura was my first attempt at writing a WordPress template and theme from scratch and although I like it does have a few problems. I have learned a lot of CSS in the last couple of months and I have a few new ideas that I want to try out, so as they say “stay tuned” ;)


Kev


  
Mood : calm

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Can some one fix that damn TV!

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



There is a danger that this blog in turning in to a health blog, or should that be a lack of health blog?? My toe is fine now and the nail is growing back so yay!


The past week I have been stressing out a lot and I frequently have a stress tone in my head. If you have never had one it, for me anyway, is like the whine you get off an old television. If you have never had an old TV then it is like when you have been in a loud club or concert. If you have not been to those then… sorry I am out analogies just now.


Last weekend was particularly bad and if Louise hadn’t come over on Saturday evening I don’t think I would have got out of bed all weekend.


The route cause of the stress is the stuff at work which I cannot talk about here but to add to that last Friday my car decided that it would signal left even if I was not indicating left. It was possible to stop it signalling left if I signalled right, this is of course no use if I didn’t intend to go right. In the end I put my hazards on when I was going straight on and took them off when I had to signal.

I got the car back today so at least that is done with. Last Sunday I had really wanted to take a walk along a beach and clear my head but without the car that was not possible, this Sunday maybe if the weather is better.


Anyway how you all been? At least one blog on my blog list seems to have disappeared which is a shame as it was an entertaining & interesting read.


Hope to get some nonsense going here again soon.


Kev


  
Mood : stressed
Can some one fix that damn TV!

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



There is a danger that this blog in turning in to a health blog, or should that be a lack of health blog?? My toe is fine now and the nail is growing back so yay!


The past week I have been stressing out a lot and I frequently have a stress tone in my head. If you have never had one it, for me anyway, is like the whine you get off an old television. If you have never had an old TV then it is like when you have been in a loud club or concert. If you have not been to those then… sorry I am out analogies just now.


Last weekend was particularly bad and if Louise hadn’t come over on Saturday evening I don’t think I would have got out of bed all weekend.


The route cause of the stress is the stuff at work which I cannot talk about here but to add to that last Friday my car decided that it would signal left even if I was not indicating left. It was possible to stop it signalling left if I signalled right, this is of course no use if I didn’t intend to go right. In the end I put my hazards on when I was going straight on and took them off when I had to signal.

I got the car back today so at least that is done with. Last Sunday I had really wanted to take a walk along a beach and clear my head but without the car that was not possible, this Sunday maybe if the weather is better.


Anyway how you all been? At least one blog on my blog list seems to have disappeared which is a shame as it was an entertaining & interesting read.


Hope to get some nonsense going here again soon.


Kev


  
Mood : stressed

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Toe Update

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



I had the toe redressed today and the nail was gone, I am sure it was in the dressing somewhere but the nurse insisted it wasn’t. It looked okay and it wasn’t bleeding so Yay!


Kev


  
Mood : none

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Blood and Nails

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The problem that I had with my bleeding toe came back a couple of weeks ago and in the last few days a lump grew around the wound. I am just back from Accident and Emergency at my local hospital where the Doctor numbed the toe and removed the lump and a large part of the toenail.


I have a load of antibiotics to take and some pain killers, it is still bleeding through the dressing at the moment given the blood on my sock and I am feeling a bit queazy so I am heading to lie down for a bit.


Kev


  
Mood : crappy

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Meme Time Again

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



Tagged by Waltzingalong


Comment with your username or name and I’ll give you an honest compliment. Then post this in your journal or blog and spread the love.


Kev


  
Mood : awake

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Slasher Horror Quiz

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In the last few years I have gone to see a few films in the Slasher Horror genre and I must admit that I am not exactly a fan I honestly prefer a good comedy to seeing someone’s kneecaps fly across the room. However I have noticed a few things that may be useful as a diagnostic aid to tell if a town has Slasher Horror potential.


So here is the Darkest Before Dawn Slasher Horror Quiz



  1. Economy


    • Was a Highway constructed 10 or more years ago that killed the passing/tourist trade?

    • Has the only factory, usually a meat packing plant, closed down?


  2. Law & Order


    • Is the local Sheriff married to his cousin or sister or both?

    • Is the Sheriff pissed off about what happened to him in Korea or Nam? Even if he didn’t actually fight in the wars, remember the later episodes of M.A.S.H. caused a lot of trauma!

    • Does the Sheriff rant about Bikers and Long Haired Hippies even though no one has seen such a person in 20 years?


  3. Cars


    • Do any of the local families have dozens of cars laying around their property just rusting? Some of these cars may date back to the 1940’s

    • Does the family have a tow truck but not run a car repair/rescue/scrapping business?


  4. Gas Station


    • Do the gas pumps belong to a company that ceased to exist in the 1920’s?

    • Does the garage attendant sit out front and when asked a question only answer ‘Yep’ or ‘in back’


  5. Pickling Jars


    • Is there someone in town who constantly buys pickling jars even though there is no fruit or vegetables in season?


  6. Shopping


    • Is the only open shop also in the Gas Station?

    • Does it have very few useful items like food but lots of pickling jars for sale?


  7. Fashion


    • Do all the women of the town wear clothes that were only in fashion for five minutes in 1953?

    • Do all the men wear dungarees, with the exception of the Sheriff?


  8. Children


    • In the past was a group of children responsible for the death of a caretaker or child who was a bit different?


  9. Outsiders


    • Unlike the townsfolk do people passing through look like the come straight from the pages of Vogue?


  10. Clowns


    • Is there someone in town who dresses as a clown even through there is no circus or fair on and they are not a children’s entertainer?



Score one point for each question answered Yes


1 to 5 : The chances are you will be safe but stick to the soulless highway just in case.

6 to 10 : Expect to loose 75% of your travelling companions and remember the cute lovey dovey couple making plans for the future bite the big one first.

10 to 17 : Ain’t no one getting out of this one alive, you may think you are but the Sheriff will have a road block just out of town and you will think he is there to help you. The last words you will hear are “Squeal piggy squeal!”


  
Mood : none

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

At Last A New Chapter!!

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



I have at last got around to typing up Chapter 5 of my online novel, it has been a while since the last chapter was published but I am already typing up Chapter 6 and it is a lot longer than the previous ones.


If you haven’t read any of it and want to start here is Chapter 1


Kev


  
Mood : none

Monday, October 16, 2006

There is no C!

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



It has been a while but hey I’ve been busy, lazy, tired, emo and most of all I have had very little worth saying.


I am still working on my “top secret” project but thing hopefully will start to progress next month and I will no doubt be posting here about my struggle to get Joomla to work the way I want :) In the last couple of day I have also been doing some work with Zen Cart again and I hope that the shop that I am helping to build will be online soon.


A few of my friends are going through rough times at the moment, you know who you all are my thoughts are with you and you know how to contact me if you need a chat. ::huggs:: to you all.


Okay a quick little rant. Once before I had a rant about the British media obsession with Pete Doherty and I fully realise the irony of posting about him again, however I’m gonna do it.


My rant is not about him but about people calling him Pete Docherty. It is mainly on the radio, so I think BBC Radio Scotland are the main culprits as I mainly listen to it going to and from work.


The two names may have the same genealogical roots, Doherty being the Irish version and Docherty being the Scottish version, but if you are going to bore me with the antics of a self-destructing coke-head then please at least show some standard of journalism and get his name right.


Kev


  
Mood : none

Monday, October 09, 2006

Corners

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



From her corner she looks,

but does not see him.

From his corner he sees,

but does not speak.

From the fear of rejection,

only loneliness wins.


  
Mood : none

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

So my Dad thinks I’m on Drugs

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



My Dad asked if I was on drugs after reading my blog, had he read some of my, hopefully, funny weird stuff? My rants? No he had read my entries on the Drupal and Joomla CMS engines. Luckily he missed the entry on how to cultivate 6 foot high magic mushrooms. :)


On as far as choosing a CMS for the project I am going with Joomla. I am sure Drupal has a lot going for it but the integration of phpBB was a major factor and it was easier to get that working on Joomla.


  
Mood : none

Monday, September 25, 2006

Joomla?

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



In the past week I have been looking at Drupal for a project I am working on.


The main reservation I had about Drupal was the forums module. Looking at the discussion on the Drupal home site I was not the only one. Most people seem to want a fourm that looks like phpBB, mainly because that is what existing users seem to be used to.


There are two ways that go someway to achieving this goal. The first is to alter the Drupal forums to look like phpBB. I found various pointers to this but not what I considered a complete solution. The second method is to set up both Drupal and phpBB and use a Drupal module to handle the login’s for both and to exchange the user data. It also requires the use of mon_rewrite to direct the user to the correct place for logging in. This seems to have the unfortunate side effect that I at least cannot get in to the phpBB administration panel. :( I can get in if I suspend the mod_rewrite rules but the effectively breaks the site for other users, not a problem while testing but once it goes live it can’t happen.


This morning I was about to buy two books on Drupal and phpBb from Amazon when the recommendations in the checkout mentioned Joomla. I came to a full stop on the check out and found the Joomla website. There seem to be several options that work with phpBB and I am now setting up and install to evaluate.


Any one out there have any opinions on Joomla?


Kev


  
Mood : none

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Drupal?

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



I am looking at Drupal for a project and was wondering if any of you who pass this way have any experience of it and what your views of it are?


Cheers


Kev


  
Mood : none

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Welcome to Jura

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



Jura is the template/theme I have been working on for the last few weeks. It is still in beta but I want to give it a proper run on the blog to see what people think and on the basis that many eyes find more bugs :)


I plan to slowly add more features and if I can read up on things like ’sidebar widgets’ I will release a general version under GPL.


Kev


  
Mood : none
Answers

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



I have posted the answers to the quotes quiz that I posted before Christmas, they are below the more tag


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1Oh, but the feeling is bad, the feeling is bad.I Don’t Wanna Dance LyricsEddie Grant
2I pray every single day. For a revolution.What’s Up4 Non Blondes
3 No life at all in the house of dolls.No Love LostJoy Division
4 We’re leaving Babylon, y’all!ExodusBob Marley
5Candy came from out on the island.Walk on the WildsideLue Reed
6 I was shakin’ in my shoes. Whenever she flashed those baby-bluesCenterfoldJ. Geils Band
7You better run, you better take cover.Land Down Under Men at Work
8When she dealt out the rations. When she dealt out the rations.Up The JunctionSqueeze
9 Three shots from three feet. Dragged himself to the phone Terror Couple Kills ColonelBauhaus
10 I never thought I’d meet a girl like you.I RanFlock of Seagulls
11 It was a kind of so so love, and I’m gonna make sure it doesn’t happen againSay Hello Wave Goodbye.Soft Cell
12And we’re not little children And we know what we wantRoad to NowhereTalking Heads
13Though it could be arranged With just a word in Mr. Churchill’s earOlivers ArmyElvis Costello
14The love after the hate. The love we leave too late My Ever Changing MoodsStyle Council
15The flood swells his clothes and delivers him on, delivers him onSometimesJames
16Running through the rubble of a thousand broken hearts and in their eyesChildren of the RevolutionKirsty Maccoll
17Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow Mad WorldTears for Fears
18Look at me standing. Here on my own again.Wonderful lifeBlack
19And if you flash him a smile he’ll take your teeth as depositSheriff FatmanCarter USM
20 You took your sacrifice to the gods of warProtect And SurviveRunrig
21Got in the house like a pigeon from hell, oh oh oh ohBack on the Chain GangThe Pretenders
22 But she knows if this show was televised no one would watch it .Live Bed ShowPulp
23And I’ll lay right down in my favorite placeI Wanna Be Your Dog LyricsIggy Pop
24 Where the strong and the quick alone can survive Avenues and- AlleywaysTony Christie
25 And the sickest joke was the price of the medicineLost WeekendLLoyd Cole
26 True it’s a dream mixed with nostalgiaTales from the RiverbankThe Jam
27 I was gonna be king. And she was gonna be queen.Spirit of 76 The Alarm
28 He only drinks in restaurants. Where the girls are fully coveredChocolate Girl Deacon Blue
29Hey there baby, I could use just a little helpDancing in the DarkBruce Springsteen
30 Open your eyes, open your imaginationThe Beat(en) GeneratioThe The
31Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) Baz Luhrmann
32When they ask me “what are you looking at?” I always answer “nothing much”Left of CenterSuzanne Vega
33I want my sun-drenched, wind-swept Ingrid Bergman kissGood As GoldThe Beautiful South
34He thought he’d be like the police. But now he finds he is at warThe LebanonThe Human League
35How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals ? Romeo & JulietDire Straits
36Some have a style. That they work hard to refineIf She Knew What She WantsBangles
37 Your purple prose just gives you awayUnbelievableEMF
38What’s it gonna take to make a dream survive? Alive & Kicking Simple Minds
39 I wake up every morning with a smile upon my faceI’m the Urban Spaceman The Bonzo Dog Band
40She lied to me with her body you see,I lied to myself ’bout the chances I’d wastedThe Saturday BoyBilly Bragg
41Take a look up the railtrack. From miami to canadaLetter from America The Proclaimers
42Kicking in chairs and knocking down tablesWest End GirlsPet Shop Boys
43I’m dancing through the fire, just to catch a flame-You do something to mePaul Weller
44Scratches his head and does his best James Dean. Jack and DianeJohn Mellencamp (Cougar)
45The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot A little drop of claret - anything that rocksReasons to be cheerful part 3Ian Dury And The Blockheads
46Then he approached her like a little child Too scared for what he had to sayLouiseHuman League
47Those bloody great ballads we hated at firstOne Last Love Song The Beautiful South
48Use only the drugs described by your boss or supervisor.Shut Up, Be HappyIce-t
49So I lay down in the darkness with the beer and coffee stainsUnder Your ThumbGodley And Creme
50And that prince philip tells us we gotta work harder!Just Who is The 5 O’clock HeroThe Jam

  
Mood : tired  Tv : The Simpsons

Monday, September 18, 2006

28 Question Meme

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



Been tagged by waltzingalong


28 things about you. I don’t care if we’ve never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other.


1.Your Middle Name:

2. Age:

3. Single or Taken:

4. Favorite Movie:

5. Favorite Song:

6. Favorite Band/Artist:

7. Dirty or Clean:

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:


1. Do we know each other outside of LJ?

2. Whats your philosophy on life?

3. Would you have my back in a fight?

4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

5. What is your favorite memory of us?

6. Would you give me a kidney?

7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:

8. Would you take care of me when I’m sick?

9. Can we get together and make a cake?

10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?

11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

12. Do you think I’m a good person?

13. Would you drive across country with me?

14. Do you think I’m attractive?

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?

16. What do you wear to sleep?

17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

20. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you?


  
Mood : none

Sunday, September 17, 2006

insert title cause I can’t think of one :)

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



Today I ran my last 10K race of the year, that makes six in total, there is a brief report at Beat the Hour


The work on my new template and theme has stalled a bit in the past week mainly due to a feeling I have that it is not going to be good enough or in fact different enough from templates that are already available. I am going to have a rethink about some of the design this week.


  
Mood : none

Sunday, September 10, 2006

A somewhat traditional Sunday update

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn



I have just published Chapter 4 of Hb my Online Vampire Novel. I promise that Chapter 5 will not be such a long wait.


The work on my WordPress template is going well and I am taking my time to get it working properly and looking just as I want it to look, getting fussy in my old age ;) I will also be sorting out my Categories soon as they have always been a mess.


I have a new web project that I am working on and I am stalking a web address for it that looks as if it is going to become available as it hasn’t been renewed, more news if the project progresses.


Kev


  
Mood : chipper

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Theme Progress

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I have started to move my new theme from xhtml/css mock up to WordPress template and it is going well. So far I have overcome all of the IE display problems without the use of any hideous hacks and it is still validating to XHTML 1.0 Strict and valid CSS.


Question : Do any of my fellow CSS Hacks out there know if XHTML 1.1 now replaces XHTML 1.0 Strict as the goal to aim for, it seems logical but what are your opinions ?


This evening I hope to get to work on the Search and Sidebar coding.


Kev


  
Mood : none

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Under Reconstruction

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Okay I have pulled the theme that I was using for the past few months. I got carried away with all the whizz-bang Ajax stuff and lost something.


I am working on my own Template/Theme and it may take a few weeks to complete but I think it will be worth it.


Kev


  
Mood : creative